happy vesak day!!!
today is a public holiday. so exciting sia! ya rite. and so last nite at around 4:48am, i finally finished the photo album for billionaires! phew.. was challenging man, and considering the 5 days span of 0 days spent planning.. jus hardcore codin.. the product is pretty cool! but sorry, is for billionaires only.. so no preview, no link, unless u are a billionaire.

and now, i am in office, not in the mood to work, but gotta produce something like by tml? die()!
yea, it is a habit to put “()” after die(); is like my favourite declaration in php!

so so! pay for trouble!!! and today is a special day i pay tribute to SMRT and SBSTransit they are like the public transport monopoly in singapore who can make their passengers or otherwise, consumer pay more and more and more, for more uncomfort, more detour, and more walking!! yea! transport company that make u walk the extra mile man! dun they just rock..

see, these 2 tycoon had being doing so well, getting profit in millions every year! and they start to feel the pinch, when singaporean have to pay some much for public transport.. so they decide to capitalise on every little space they have to, guess wad, make more money la.. they want profit in the billions!!! so a while back, SMRT have this thing call Xchange, where you shop in train stations, wow, that so bloody cool!!! u step out of a station and u can start shopping, wah lau eh, imaging if they go an extra mile, you can shop while waiting for trains!! cool sia.. which country have this la.. shops in train station and so, they decided to do this for all their stations now!! steady eh! i guess they use the money from fare hike to build on la, then later say profit drop then raise our fare price again. so smart hoh! while collecting crazy rental fee! wah lau eh, they sure is a legalise big ear loop man!

alright, so they have xchange now in cck! power.. this is quite out in date la.. but a very good example, so they have shops in the station la, and guess wad, that’s not enough leh.. that designer confirm drive car de! bloody hell. they decided to build barricades so that you will need to walk one damn big round, when u alight from bus to train, and the intend is to? shop before u board the train! wah.. smart sia! but singaporeans are smarter! eh, we pay so much for a bus ride which 30% of the time no aircon, 90% of the time took forever to come and 70% of the time, the bus goes slower than i walk.. so know how to detour.. so we start killing grass and the stupid manager started to realise that the barricade at the end of the day is gng to affect his promotion, next monday got the banga to remove it.. ah. another great example of money well spent through price hike!

so how does sbstransit comes into the picture sia? ah. they also smart.. see smrt profit gng into billions any time soon, the management say, we cannot lose out, we mus race w them, we are ass rat afterall! so lets convert all our bus interchange into condo, cum shopping centre, cum bus interchange! wah.. we can earn billions jus by selling condo lioa! wahahaha.. then the little guy in the room ask, then while building your condo, cum shopping centre, cum bus interchange on your existing bus interchange, your bus interchange where? then the management give a fuck up look, like eh, u idiot ah.. ‘relocate la! to whr i dun care, walking distance can le, i am not gng to use it anyway!’ platinum management award of the century.. so now they are converting all their bus interchange into condo cum shopping centre cum bus interchange while making commuter walk the extra mile to their nearest bus interchange which is not very near, clementi’s will be a good example and boon lay’s one too, the distance to 199 is horrible on rainy day!

and then, now, they are spendin so much to be able to earn even much more soon, who is really paying for them to earn more? is those ppl who dun drive loh.. kaoz.. i think those platinum award management all dun take public transport de loh.. and they say cleaner by train, greener by bus.. platinum man, so good at bullshitting too! even better than me! why leh. cos those management really should trash their cars and start takin bus and train.. and try out for themselve the world class once in a lifetime everyday singapore transport experience.. of the gng to be population of 10million singapore.com thr is less than 100 trains running on smrt line! on peak hours! and if u are if any management stays are jurong east, which i doubt so la, they million dollars s. they should try standing are the platform towards city from 9am to say 11am and see how many bloody train is not for passenger service.. where frequent of non-passenger service train is higher than passenger service train. world class experience okie! u cannot experience this any whr else!!

another world class experience! go to raffles place station and be at the platform towards boon lay! now, the opposite platform will be ppl in the green line transferring.. so far 10 out of 10 times, we get 3 train load of passengers before a train to boon lay arrive.. got problem sia.. i think the same thing apply at city hall.. world class experience! they make sure you are so packed that you dun need handrails to stand still!!! where else can u find this! probably japan ba.. but wait! jap like during peak hours only.. sg u can experience almost same same as long as the train is operating!! these days, when i step into a train not so crowded, i got this urge to kiss the train man! is like a rare times when you find some comfort in public transport! but then again, the last few times i step into a not so crowded train, 3 out of 5 times out of the 124819048 times i take train? the aircon is on power mode! power mode is when the aircon is so power, it jus transfer air from outside to inside, so is like, if the air outside is cold, inside will be cold, outside hot, inside evenr hotter! world class experience!

wah lau eh.. i super compliment our world class transport system today.. cannot take it sia.. mus make a plaque platinum award for them.. the more i take your transport, the more i love it la!!! nv a boring moment!!!! nv a cheaper moment.. and nv a cooler moment! your transport is so bloody hot! i can’t stop sweating.. wow, now, which transport company can be labeled hot? singapore’s and antarctica man!

okie okie.. now something different.. enough of complimenting.. some guys who have problem w maths.

damn!
okie, i had being very blur recently.. keep forgetting important stuff.. u knw hoh.. thr was once, i was in my room, then call of nature i need to pee! i walk to the toilet and then go fuck, i come here for wad ah! then realise, oh to pee! jialat man.. i need holiday quality de!
and so.. very zhizhe la.. yesterday afternoon, i go boil water.. and then by the time i remember i was boiling water, there is no more water but a dry hot pot of metal with meltin plastic! haiz haiz.. wad is wrong w my brain these days..

actually on another note, i m sorta living in uncertain everyday till june.. sort of a sub conscious worrying of my exams results.. well well.. i wun want to da bao.. so everyday like prayin will go well.. shit man.. thr is friends who are planning to start on next sems’ course work lioa.. maybe i should try too! crazy but logical? uni here is insane and illogical to begin w anyway..

now! back to work and extreme programming, i got a product to produce in 12 hours! w 10 mins of work done! i rocks man!

addon: i realise complimenting smrt is like a hobby already! can’t help it, they so world class, and always so pride themselve as world class.
check out this pdf, from smrt, the train is design for 1,800 passenger load and peak hour load is only 1,300 to 1,400 and LTA target is 1,700 per train!
1 thing for sure, with guarantee plus chop, these people drive!

and yes, if u car salesman and your business thrivin, know where to send you custom made platinum plaque of honour for world class standard of power aircon in condo cum shopping centre cum bus interchange to. sht there maybe condo cum shopping center cum xchange cum bus interchange cum train interchange one day man! hope those platinum award management cannot think of this sia.. else imaging they tell that poor guy in the room, “i dun care, i also dun take train, find a bloody empty field to relocate the train station, let them walk that extra mile, so we can hike their fare”. poor guy!